But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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