If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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