two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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