I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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