i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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