Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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