So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
PANTIES FOUND
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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