Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
sex in a hospital.. check
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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