I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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