I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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