Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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