No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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