What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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