I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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