So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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