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(419): View more from Ohio

Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"

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(912): View more from Georgia

You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.

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(650): View more from California

I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.

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(206): View more from Washington

He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.

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(678): View more from Georgia

SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE

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(817): View more from Texas

Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.

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(903): View more from Texas

Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.

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(416): View more from Toronto

it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.

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