then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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