that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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