I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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