Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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