Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
These tits shall not be calmed
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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