i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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