I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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