u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
ugly people sure do ruin things
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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