Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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