Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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