Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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