I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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