yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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