Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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