handjob tips. give me some.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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