Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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