ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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