But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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