I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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