I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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