You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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