I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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