I think my vagina is haunted
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
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He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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