Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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