Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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