evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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