So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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