I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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