I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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