I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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