I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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