Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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