I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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