you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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