me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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