In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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