We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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