what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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